HP Business Desktop dc7600
The HP Compaq dc7600 Business Desktop PC series combines enhanced security, performance and management tools for users demanding high performance while running multiple, CPU-intensive applications simultaneously.Product Details
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Deal of the Century
This is the finest computer on Earth. It will beat Deep Blue in chess. It will automatically generate money from pyramid schemes. It will wipe your buttocks. It will take your children to school. It will take your dog for a walk. It will satisfy you in bed. It will transform into a private jet. It will part the seas and make bread fall from the sky. It will cure disease. It has faster than light capabilities (And therefore, a time travel option).
No keyboard, mouse or monitor needed. This computer comes with iTelepathy.
Remember that replicator from Star Trek? Well, they stole the idea from this. It is the only one in existence, as it was bestowed upon the Earth by Prometheus. That story about fire was a lie. The bird part, however, is not. Do not let him suffer in vain or he WILL take it back.
Looking to take over some territory? Great! The HP Compaq Business Desktop dc7600 has a built in Private Contracted Military of which you will be Five Star General. (To which you will have a lifetime membership)
College student? Its holography chip is outstanding. It will go to class for you and take all your tests and do all your projects. Your professors will never know the difference! It's AI has an IQ rating somewhere in the range of googol (1.0 × 10^100) you need teach it nothing. For it will teach the world.
Its display as stated before is simply telepathed directly to your mind. You will also have the option of upgrading your mind with whatever knowledge you see fit. "I know Kung-Fu"... it took Neo all day to do that, it will take you mere seconds.
However it has been having problems loading Vista... beware! When this happens, it is known to go into fits of rage and then only Divine intervention can save the world. HP holds no liability for world destruction.
STEAL of the Century!
Unlike one of my predecessors' reviews, I am unable to purchase 5 of these
PC's I'm afraid. HOWEVER, if I sell my main Hawaii property, I can buy a couple of these, and still buy a decent house here in California.
After all it's only $1,155,000.00 and that's just too good a bargain to pass up you know?
"Tad" overpriced?
I don't think it's over priced. I bought 5 of them for a cool 5 mil, and they seem to work fine. I'll be happy about it when all you can buy is a vista machine!. This will seem like a steal!
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